Conservatives United National Teaparty was launched within the heartland in response to the ever growing mistakes made by, and the ever growing disdain for, our current political system. We stand up proudly for our freedoms — our liberties — and call with one voice for real change that Americans DESERVE! We are the People. We will take back our heartland one vote at a time!
We hold strong beliefs in the moral values that our Founding Fathers stood for. Whether you’re from a suburban middle class household or if you are located in the urban area, all are welcome to join us. We do not discriminate against any race, gender, or income level. If you hold the core values of a True American Patriot, we welcome you with open arms.
We believe:- Marriage is a tradition in the eyes of God between one man and one woman only.
- Traditional Values are to be adhered to within the modern family.
- Abortion is murder.
- Taxes are unimportant and unnecessary.
- The United States is the only country blessed by God.
- Illegal immigrants are not welcome in this country.
- Cut wasteful political spending.
- The English language is the one and only true American language.
- The government must always be limited as much as humanly possible.
- Jesus Christ is our Lord and Savior and shall be put before no other.
- Welfare and Food Stamps must be eliminated.
- The right to bear arms is essential.
Are you a True American? Then welcome aboard and God Bless America!
Conservatives United National Teaparty 
ALL HAIL PLANKTON!
I’ll admit it. I jack off to pics of Jesus and Hitler. I’m a grown man. I make my own decisions. Hail me. Hail Satan. Shrek is love shrek is life
Me and god have nice sexy times. And then god cums all over america. And that is how rain is
I bum Satan
Y’all need more Jesus.
You called?
I did nothing wrong
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HAIL THE MIGHTY LORD SATAN
I can’t wait to join. I’ve always wanted to be a CUNT.
Buahahaha
this is so gross…
You can’t spell “Conservative” without “Gay satan mexican muslim club”
ur mom
this website is just so “‘Merica!”… in the bad way
The Holocaust is a myth. Hail Hydrate.
Hair hydrate!
I’m going to marry lots of gals and guys at the same time while living by non-conformist values in an archaic family who drink abortion juice while paying incredible amounts of taxes.
I believe every country is blessed by Satan and that illegal immigrants are A-okay in my book. We should spend more money on politics while teaching our children the great joys of learning Urdu, but this is only after we bloat the government by proclaiming that there are, like, several dudes in front of Jesus.
Hold on I gotta go spend some of this Welfare money on drugs before I disarm some local civilians legally brandishing firearms.
Your doing good work my son
hilter did nothing wrong
Hitler did nothing wrong.
Welcome imgurian brothers.
That’s how I got hear too.
guys this site is a joke… does no one get that?
oh btw im here from imgur ^^
I’m here from the past, one day prior.
Shiggy Diggy
I had some good ideas
Who came from Imgur
Imgurite here, came for the OAG, stayed for the comments. +1
Yay!
Same so Ayy lmao from Ayy lmao
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“less helping the unfortunate and more guns” You people are disgusting. Also why the fuck would you people be aloud to decide whether or not a woman can have a parasite removed from her?
Dude read the first letter of the words in the URL. Also: allowed.*
OMFG, you guys are fucking retarded.
But funny.
Religion is bullshit!!! Adults should not have imaginary friends.
Poe’s Law in effect here?
hail satan
OAC-Overly Attached Christians.
this isnt real
YOU’RE NOT REAL
7bn people on the planet earth and only U.S.A is blessed by god?